My Breakfast With Gjuddy : “Big Fish” Review

Because I don’t think that the Tim Burton film “Big Fish” even deserves a full review on this blog, I’ve given Gjuddy a quick idea of how much I disliked it.

(9:40:42 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
Saw “Big Fish” last night. Sentimental garbage.
“The Cooler” on the other hand was great.

(9:41:53 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
They should never allow Tim Burton to make another movie.
I thought they learned their lesson with “Planet of the Apes”.

(9:48:03 AM) gjuddy mcmudd:
Big Fish?

(9:48:08 AM) gjuddy mcmudd:
I heard that was really good…

(9:48:19 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
Crap.

(9:49:09 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
A “feel good” homily for a war-mongering nation.
An absolutely cheesy sentimental embarrassment.
Now I know why I watch Japanese films.

(9:49:24 AM) gjuddy mcmudd:
haha

(9:49:32 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
Fuck Tim Burton.

(9:49:43 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
He lost it after Edward Scissorhands.

(9:49:45 AM) gjuddy mcmudd:
and the horse he rode in on

(9:49:49 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
yes sir!

(9:50:30 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
My review:
” If you want to fall asleep to the incessant droning of
some old blowhard, I recommend Big Fish!”

(9:50:51 AM) gjuddy mcmudd:
how bout the kiddies…would they like it?

(9:51:03 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
I don’t see it as a kid’s film no.

(9:51:22 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
Unless the slow progression of a man dying
is family entertainment.

(9:52:46 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
If you put a TURD in front of a child, will he/she play with it?
Some may. Most won’t.

(9:53:03 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
Who knows - you might like it.

(9:53:15 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
I wanted to snap the DVD in half myself.

(9:53:26 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
And then shit on it and mail it to Tim Burton’s home.

(9:54:47 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
Then fly down to California and make him eat the DVD.

(9:54:49 AM) BuCkSaTaN>:):
With shit on it.

(9:54:49 AM) gjuddy mcmudd:
gjuddy mcmudd has changed status to Away

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