My Breakfast With Gjuddy: UPS Marketing

Gjuddy McMudd (2:43:33 PM):
have you seen the UPS ads where they ask what brown can do for you?
Gjuddy McMudd (2:44:00 PM):
now I don’t know about you but the brown used as a noun means only one thing to me
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:44:00 PM):
no - but I remember Jimmy Kimmel talking about that. What the hell were they thinking?
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:44:08 PM):
Well, yeah.
Gjuddy McMudd (2:44:24 PM):
you’ve never seen them?
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:44:31 PM):
Why don’t they just ask; “Have you seen what anus can do for you?”
Gjuddy McMudd (2:45:38 PM):
hahaa
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:45:48 PM):
“Have you seen what dookie can do for you?”
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:45:59 PM):
“Have you seen what excrement can do for you?”
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:46:14 PM):
“Have you seen what poo can do for you?”
Gjuddy McMudd (2:46:18 PM):
you’ll be pleasantly surprised how shipping with shit can increase your productivity
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:46:23 PM):
hahahaha
BuCkSaTaN>:) (2:46:51 PM):
Stick your finger up our ass and see what we can offer you!

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