“That was awful…like visiting some bombed out pioneer village…”
- Gjuddy, booting into OS9 after using OSX for almost a year.
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Today’s “Breakfast With Gjuddy” is more like a “dinner”, but since I refuse to go back and change the name of this section, it’ll have to do.

Now, for some bizarre reason, Gjuddy has contacted me in today’s episode with quite a conundrum.

He’s decided to name his bar and has foolishly chosen to run them by yours truly.
In my humble opinion, this is not something to be taken lightly, but due to Gjuddy’s happy-go-lucky nature, he’s decided to take some names that I’m not particularly fond of.

I’ll leave it up to you the reader to decide…

Gjuddy McMudd (6:57:12 PM):
So it’s down to either RosieLand or the Regal Begal as a name for my basement bar.
Gjuddy McMudd (6:57:26 PM):
I’m partial to RosieLand…
BuCkSaTaN (6:57:40 PM):
I’m desperately trying to think of a comeback.
Gjuddy McMudd (6:57:47 PM):
haha
BuCkSaTaN (6:58:00 PM):
Are ya gonna have a nice framed picture of Rosie O’Donnell down there?
Gjuddy McMudd (6:58:13 PM):
Rosieland…from MASH.
Gjuddy McMudd (6:58:18 PM):
Rosie’s Bar
BuCkSaTaN (6:58:18 PM):
Stuffing her face with m and m’s while you sip a cool one?
BuCkSaTaN (6:58:43 PM):
Rosieland?? Jesus! It sounds like a fucking ass-worship site!
Gjuddy McMudd (6:58:56 PM):
Don’t you remember the episode where the whole camp ended up at rosies and they decided to form their own country.
Gjuddy McMudd (6:59:09 PM):
They called it Rosieland.
BuCkSaTaN (6:59:11 PM):
Did they call it Rosieland?
Gjuddy McMudd (6:59:16 PM):
see above
BuCkSaTaN (6:59:33 PM):
When was Rosie O’Donnell ever on MASH??
Gjuddy McMudd (6:59:38 PM):
loo
Gjuddy McMudd (6:59:52 PM):
why do I even bother…
BuCkSaTaN (7:00:11 PM):
And the other one – you’ll have the bar down on Yonge suing you!

[In Toronto there is an actual bar named after the bar on "Three's Company"]

Gjuddy McMudd (7:00:25 PM):
There’s a Regal Begal on younge?
Gjuddy McMudd (7:00:28 PM):
cool
BuCkSaTaN (7:00:38 PM):
Regal Begal… hoo boy. I’ll give you ten dollars NOT to use something derived from television. Ten.
BuCkSaTaN (7:00:45 PM):
Yeah there is actually..
Gjuddy McMudd (7:00:58 PM):
No can do I’m afraid.
BuCkSaTaN (7:01:12 PM):
Whaddyamean can’t do??
Gjuddy McMudd (7:01:34 PM):
I said…no can do
BuCkSaTaN (7:01:35 PM):
Come on! I’m sure you can wrack your brains for SOMETHING that isn’t a seventies tee vee reference..
Gjuddy McMudd (7:01:45 PM):
mmm…..
Gjuddy McMudd (7:01:46 PM):
nope.
BuCkSaTaN (7:01:47 PM):
sighhh
BuCkSaTaN (7:01:53 PM):
How about Oprahland.
BuCkSaTaN (7:01:58 PM):
I like that better.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:02:09 PM):
It’s got nothing to do with Rosie O’Donnel!
BuCkSaTaN (7:02:12 PM):
That way your kids can come down stairs.
BuCkSaTaN (7:02:23 PM):
You don’t want to alienate the rest of the household!
Gjuddy McMudd (7:02:40 PM):
Everyone is welcome in Rosieland.
BuCkSaTaN (7:02:42 PM):
Oprahland has a nice kinda sing-song feel to it, don’t you think?
BuCkSaTaN (7:03:07 PM):
Rosieland reeks of that irish bitches talk show man, you can’t have that.
BuCkSaTaN (7:03:30 PM):
It’s like a ride into over-eating. In fact, forget the Oprahland now too.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:03:39 PM):
hoo boy…
BuCkSaTaN (7:03:44 PM):
Ten bucks man..
BuCkSaTaN (7:03:48 PM):
It’s riding on it.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:03:56 PM):
sorry
BuCkSaTaN (7:04:05 PM):
How about the LOVE BOAT!
BuCkSaTaN (7:04:08 PM):
There ya go!
Gjuddy McMudd (7:04:20 PM):
That’s not a bar.
BuCkSaTaN (7:04:33 PM):
Well neither is Rosieland!
Gjuddy McMudd (7:04:47 PM):
Sure it is
Gjuddy McMudd (7:05:03 PM):
It’s perfect
BuCkSaTaN (7:05:17 PM):
Are you going to get a nice wood plaque made up with the words burned into it?
Gjuddy McMudd (7:05:23 PM):
The whole episode was about escape…whee better to escape then in Rosieland.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:05:36 PM):
I sure am
Gjuddy McMudd (7:05:43 PM):
hang ‘er up behind the bar
BuCkSaTaN (7:05:44 PM):
If you get the plaque you could even laminate a picture of Rosie’s face on it.
BuCkSaTaN (7:06:02 PM):
The one where she was in front of the courthouse steps.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:06:03 PM):
In fact…I’ll get a TV and play MASH reruns 24/7…
BuCkSaTaN (7:06:15 PM):
What has MASH got to do with it?!
Gjuddy McMudd (7:06:23 PM):
sighh
BuCkSaTaN (7:06:43 PM):
If I had to choose tho, I’d say neither.
BuCkSaTaN (7:07:07 PM):
I got it! Issac’s!
Gjuddy McMudd (7:07:31 PM):
this will tell you everything you need to know

http://hateder.dd3534.kasserver.com/german/index.php

BuCkSaTaN (7:08:05 PM):
Well that’s a nice site, but unfortunately it’s in German.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:08:18 PM):
see right here
Hawk meint: Rosieland. Na ja, klingt bescheuert, aber brauchbar. Klinger berichtet, da? Colonel Potter bereits nach ihnen fahndet. Und will bei Rosie.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:08:29 PM):
Hawk said Rosieland and they all laughed…
BuCkSaTaN (7:08:36 PM):
I didn’t know she was even on that show. Hmm.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:08:38 PM):
especially Klinger
BuCkSaTaN (7:08:43 PM):
You learn something new everyday….
Gjuddy McMudd (7:08:50 PM):
…and coronel Potter was mad
BuCkSaTaN (7:08:58 PM):
He was huh…
BuCkSaTaN (7:09:05 PM):
I would be too.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:09:18 PM):
yes he was…nach ihnen fahndet.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:10:25 PM):
Rosie’s Bar was a hut just outside the camp and was a regular haunt for the off duty doctors.
BuCkSaTaN (7:10:52 PM):
Very funny, but I have a translator:
” after them searches”
BuCkSaTaN (7:11:21 PM):
So it’s called “Rosie’s Bar” not “Rosieland – home of the hot pink cheeks”.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:11:39 PM):
But Rosieland was their country…
Gjuddy McMudd (7:11:52 PM):
“after them searches”
Gjuddy McMudd (7:11:53 PM):
haha
BuCkSaTaN (7:12:05 PM):
Well that’s just brutal. Are these the eipsodes where BJ wears that fucking pink shirt?
Gjuddy McMudd (7:12:08 PM):
…and where does he find them you ask?
Gjuddy McMudd (7:12:13 PM):
…in Rosieland
Gjuddy McMudd (7:12:21 PM):
ya
BuCkSaTaN (7:12:23 PM):
It makes my skin crawl…sorry man.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:12:26 PM):
7th season
BuCkSaTaN (7:12:32 PM):
I knew it!
Gjuddy McMudd (7:12:40 PM):
Mine too…but for a few choice episodes
Gjuddy McMudd (7:12:52 PM):
Rosieland being one of them.
BuCkSaTaN (7:13:00 PM):
No no.. the name. It’s just creepy somehow.
BuCkSaTaN (7:13:13 PM):
Like you walk in and the room is full of jolly fat men wearing Lederhosen.
Gjuddy McMudd (7:13:13 PM):
pervert