SPAM subject lines that work!
TRIED AND “TESTED” SPAM LINES
Try them and see for yourself!
Here’s HTMM’s SPAM Subject Line List culled from thousands of emails from reliable sources such as Hotmail, Yahoo and various other “public” email companies and various big-time insider porn corporations!
These brilliant “trick” subject lines are “guaranteed” to “net” a nice catch of tens if not hundreds of unsuspecting, fat and lazy end users and send them directly to YOUR money machine!
You see, the human mind is a simple organ - when it’s got nothing but pussy on it - and your job is to take advantage of this weakend state and use every trick in the book.
Try these 17 SPAM subject lines, we’re giving to you FREE of charge, and see if we’re kidding!* Then go over to our tour page for “The HTMM on the Net” Program and wait there like a dumb asshole until we put together the members area! Huzzah!
These SPAM subject lines were put together by a hand-picked crew of porn professionals, and have been carefully designed to maximize the end-users subconscious reaction to click on them thinking they’re one thing, then pull out their credit cards once they’ve forgotten their anger from being duped and fully embracing their hard-on at your adult website!
A Few HOT Tips before attemping to use these rock-solid SPAM lines:
1. Using “Re:” in front of virtually any subject line makes it appear that the user has written you first!
2. The end user is a fool! Get them to try to “react” to subject lines as if they weren’t thinking with ‘personal “insider” phrasing’. Try using vague phrasing, in other words, but make it sound as if it’s something only they would know!
3. Don’t fret about spelling word traps like “your, you’re” and “their, they’re, there”, it’s counter-productive!
17 SPAM CLASSICS:
1. “Where did you go?“
This beauty implies that the email reader dropped off a messenger of some kind or possibly went to a party last night and left early. If you time these properly, you just might be able to catch them in one of those very acts!
2. “Password Information”
It’s a known fact that fact that everyone signs up for something online sooner or later. Here’s your chance to take advantage of this knowledge.
3. “Don’t worry too much…”
We all have problems. This particular line takes advantage of some poor slob who’s just suffered a minor tragedy. Remember - don’t go over board with the death of a grandmother or family pet.
4. “Here’s that thing you wanted.”
Another simple classic! Lending things is a daily part of life and asking things of others is even more prevalent. Don’t let this tidbit of human nature pass you by.
5. “[name here], are you mad?”
As pornographers, we need to have an inside track to the human psyche if we’re going to separate them from their wallets. Anger and arguments are another aspect of daily life. This one is a keeper line!
6. “These actually enjoy this.”
Ok. A little off on the grammar, but maybe just enough off to get that retard to click on the email huh??!
7. “Maybe you should see…”
Curiosity is number one with humans, just like monkeys and cats.
8. “Did you remember to do that thing?”
People are also a forgetful lot. Adding memory loss to curiosity is a powerful combo, fellow Pornies!
9. “This thing worked for my friend…”
As we are related to the monkeys, so we shall copy and mimick our fellow human beings.
10. “I am really really angry!”
This is a kind of variation on the argument thing earlier. Just use it. A possible invitation to smooth things over.
11. “Re: Summer Vacation”
Okay! Now we get into the “Re:” series, which, unfortunately we can only show you a few of these doozies!
12. “Re: How come you’re not responding?”
Use your psychic power to try to make them think they wrote the above line to someone and now they’re getting a response. Works every time!
13. “Re: DISCONNECTION NOTICE”
The shock of seeing the all caps “disconnection notice” will have them clicking immediately. It’s as simple as that.
14. “I’m back. Are you?”
Now, ordinarily, we’d use something like this for a covert messenger scam, but it’ll work in a pinch over email.
15. “[name here], Are you sure?? Only one girl???”
I’m not too sure what this one meant again. This one I received from another porn company. It could mean that someone ordered a girl, a bride possibly, and how could he possibly pass up another one? A bit of a puzzler. But worth giving a shot, meathead!
16. “Happy Birthday!”
This one is self explanatory.
17. “I can’t do it anymore!”
A desperate plea for help that no one can ignore!
* (We cannot be held responsible for the success or failure of these SPAM subject lines.)