My Breakfast With Gjuddy : The Special Edition

BuCkSaTaN>:):
FUCK WINDOWS AND FUCK MICROSOFT.

BuCkSaTaN>:):
Every table is fucked in Windows. Useless! It works in absolutely every single browser on EARTH except Windows Fucking Explorer…

gjuddy mcmudd:
which tables?

BuCkSaTaN>:):
All the [client's name removed] ones…it’s unreal. The code is fine and yet…

BuCkSaTaN>:):
I’m gonna scream. It’s the same shit everytime…

BuCkSaTaN>:):
2 pixels off…every fucking time…

gjuddy mcmudd:
brutal

BuCkSaTaN>:):
I wish Windows would just tank. I would laugh and laugh until I puked and died.

BuCkSaTaN>:):
haha

gjuddy mcmudd:
haha

BuCkSaTaN>:):
It’s just so vastly inferior as an OS. It’s for monkeys and retards.

gjuddy mcmudd:
and yet it’s the standard

BuCkSaTaN>:):
Well that says it all doesn’t it.

BuCkSaTaN>:):
Standard!? Ha! Winblows doesn’t recognize HTML!

BuCkSaTaN>:):
“valign bottom” for example in Winblows doesn’t mean align the image to the bottom of the cell of a table, it means wreck the table and push the graphic to the bottom of the fucking webpage, apparently.

BuCkSaTaN>:):
“valign top”? This means, well, it means do absolutely nothing to the table at all.

gjuddy mcmudd:
haha

BuCkSaTaN>:):
sighhhhh

BuCkSaTaN>:):
I can’t believe it. It’s truly mind boggling.

BuCkSaTaN>:):
Jesus… I’m gonna lose it.. it’s like patching leaks on the fucking Titanic.

BuCkSaTaN>:):
I give up… the ship’s goin’ down…

gjuddy mcmudd:
glug glug

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