My Breakfast With Gjuddy : Let It Be

Folks, today I’ve got a doozy… Gord gets me to listen to “Let It Be - Naked“. A completely remixed and remastered version of the Beatles classic by Paul McCartney after Lennon is obviously dead. After reading this a second time, I should warn you that the “geek level” on this particular conversation reaches startling levels of nerd-ness.

BuCkSaTaN>:):
Already this Beatles is crap since it doesn’t start off with John saying, “I Dig a pygmy…” And it starts with Get Back. McCartney’s a big power hungry creep.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Lennon is turning over in his grave because of this hob-kneed loser…
Gjuddy McMudd:
but he’s been given 1 more song on it
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Who cares… like that’s a consolation?
Gjuddy McMudd:
sure
BuCkSaTaN>:):
You are insane aren’t you? Hey Gjuddy - I’m gonna make this record, the way I want - you get NO input, but I’ll DECIDE what extra song of yours I’ll throw on for you.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
This is shite. Why do you think McCartney waited until Lennon was dead?
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Bah! Into the trash it goes!
Gjuddy McMudd:
WHAT ever
Gjuddy McMudd:
he had no say in the original release
BuCkSaTaN>:):
The rest of the record gives lip service to all his tunes. …McCartney is such a conceited whore!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Hob-kneed loser.
Gjuddy McMudd:
and this one is better
BuCkSaTaN>:):
No it isn’t.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
It’s like redoing Star Wars.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Who has the right to trash a classic album regardless of what they thought at the time.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
That’s not art - it’s fucking processed cheese.
Gjuddy McMudd:
hardly
Gjuddy McMudd:
I guess i’m not as much of a lawrence Welk fan as you
BuCkSaTaN>:):
What are you talking about! I don’t like the Ewoks in fucking Jedi!! So I think I’ll just take them all out!
Gjuddy McMudd:
but that’s ok…each to his (hurtin) own
BuCkSaTaN>:):
You’re insane. Absolutely mad. Do you even understand what I am saying?
Gjuddy McMudd:
your raving
Gjuddy McMudd:
don;t listen to it
BuCkSaTaN>:):
I won’t. It’s a piece of shit. I cannot believe you, of all people, would sanction the remix of a classic album just because McCartney feels like changing it. Why don’t we just get DJ Spooky involved then!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
hahahaha
BuCkSaTaN>:):
See if he can add something to enhance that awful Lawrence Welk they took out!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
like…
BuCkSaTaN>:):
my god
Gjuddy McMudd:
I like it better without the strings
BuCkSaTaN>:):
ok. Good for you. sighhhhh… brutal. I like Star Wars without Ewoks. So I hope the next time Lucas redoes his own film again, he takes the little bastards out.
Gjuddy McMudd:
me too
BuCkSaTaN>:):
You can’t be serious.
Gjuddy McMudd:
I guess that’s why they called it let it be…naked…so as not to replace the original…but to offer an alternative version
BuCkSaTaN>:):
It’s too bad Da Vinci isn’t around to redo the Last Supper. I’m not so sure I like Jesus sitting in the middle!!!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
The title itself is reason enough to leave the recording alone.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
I thought it was just going to be the album with the strings taken out, but there many other changes to it.
BuCkSaTaN>:):
Why don’t I just throw in the original and put it on “shuffle”!
BuCkSaTaN>:):
And while I’m at it, toss in some Marilyn Manson… I know he wasn’t on the original album, but I kinda wish HE WAS!

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